1. 2 years ago 

   Why the mask, Creepy Clown Girl? Were you embarrassed about being seen reenacting Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” video? You couldn’t have been as embarrassed as your co-dancer, who opted only to have her hand pictured, or the TV, who really had no say in its starring role in the performance, or Purina, which accidentally sponsored the whole thing.

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My name's Ricardo. I’m 23 years old and I’ve been told that I am 225 pounds of PURE sex appeal. I like potatoes and cheese. I like to eat (a lot). I'm not fat just fluffy. I'm actually a very nice guy if you're not an absolute douche. I don't kill people, I've never raped anyone, I'm not trying to overthrow any governments (except for maybe Canada because nobody cares about Canada) and I don't deal or partake in any illegal substances. Please be sure to relay that to the police should they ask about me. I like rainbows and sunsets. I like long walks on the beach and frolicking in the rain. My blood type is O Positive, my favorite brand of toothpaste is Orajel’s Little Bear training toothpaste (Yum!) and I like my eggs scrambled with bits of bacon chopped up all up in them. I like listening to people talk. Music sets my personality and puts me in the best mood. I'm two different nationalities. I've lived in TEXAS my whole life. I'm addicted to text messaging. I'm very clumsy. I'm blunt. I'm really stubborn. I never listen...A.D.D. haha. If you tell me your name I'll forget it 10 seconds later. I've been in love once. I get bored really fast. I have a real addictive personality. I'm shy at first. NOTHING pisses me off more than traffic. Don't sweat the small stuff. People tend to take my trust for granted. I'm Catholic and I don't have a problem with those that aren't. I also like Buddhism. I search for peace, calm and enlightenment, and if you get in my way I'll murder your pets and mail them to you in pieces :) I have nice doctors but they get mad at me because sometimes I forget to take my medicine. They keep trying to say that I'm somewhat insane, that I have anxiety and anger issues, but I think I'm a very well-adjusted person that just wants to raise an army of giant ducks and use them to take over the world someday...

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